MiniMolli

Oh, so much drama... I have taken many faces lately. That of ambivolace, defiance, task master and recently enemy of tools. Yes, enemy of tools... within the past few weeks I have become the enemy of an iron rake and a cordless drill - both have beaten me and left scars (ok, maybe just bruises- but still, ouch!). I'm very lucky that I don't have a black eye right now. Bruised cheekbone and nose but luckily because of the frozen blueberries, no black eye.

In some strange way I think I crave the stress of projects. It really gives me something to do and keep track of and be control of - or at least try. I'm a pretty easy going person - I don't like conflict and will usually let things run their course, until... I feel I'm being taken advantage of, or I feel that someone is not doing their fair share. And let me tell you, when I get on a roll (as gnat says "war path" - 'you better watch out'). Not that I'm a mean person - but don't you dare try and get away with shit that's you know is not right. So many people underestimate me. I guess I'm pretty reserved until I feel I need to step up. Not in a huge way but for example: REAL STORY - we hired a company to come out and spray for termites in our new porch (before the cement was laid - THANKS RYAN ;) However, when the guy showed up he refused to spray because the base of the porch was not filled in yet (with dirt) and it wouldn't do much good for him to spray with only half of the dirt in. Totally understandable - no problem. But at this point - I was standing outside with the guy, he says to me "I need to talk to your husband to figure out what is going on here." He asked me if I was able to get ahold HIM. Now, I mean no offense to gnat here but #1 I am not married (YET). #2 I am home all the time and know more about everything going on #3- HELLO - I am standing here, ask ME whatever you want to know?!! I replied "What he knows, I know and then some - what do you want to know?". He was still reluctant to talk to me. WTF?! Finally, he realized he was not going to get past me until finally I called the contractor on speed dial and got an immediate answers for him. Arggghhhhh!!! Don't f*@#! with me B!@ch!
Ok, fine, this may be miniscule to most people - but it's the highlight of my day!! ugh...

Oh yes and that is just the beginning of the war path... be afriad, very afraid... and don't you dare mess with my Miss kitty :{